Massachusetts Woman’s Turkey Eye Surgery On Craigslist
November 24, 2009 | Posted by Shannon Bell A Massachusetts woman has placed an ad on Craigslist looking to benefit from the gratitude of animal lovers everywhere. Seems her pet Turkey named Jerry needs eye surgery and it’s going to cost in the neighborhood of $2500 dollars to fix his cataracts.
Lyndsey Medeiros adopted three turkey’s from Rhode Island last week but Jerry has bum eyes. The poor turkey can’t see to eat or fly with his mate. So what’s a gal to do? Put an ad on Craigslist seeking donations for turkey eye surgery.
Sounds like a good deal to me, the cataracts that is. Jerry wouldn’t even see you coming, just slip up behind him and pow! Instant Thanksgiving dinner.
Jerry the turkey has probably seen better days anyway; when you get to the point that you need turkey eye surgery you’re better off being the main course at somebody’s holiday meal. Lyndsey Medeiros has already received money through her website which you can visit here. You can even donate if you want, I’m just thinking about poor Jerry. If I were a turkey, I’d rather have a name like Tommy or Timmy.
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Tags: eye surgery, Massachusetts, turkey | 
5 Comments »
You are too much,the last time I checked this was a free country and we had fifth amendment rights. If you do not agree with her than leave it alone. I am just guessing but I would bet you are not an animal person. Why don’t you worry about all the money our new president is spending. You should put your energy into bashing that , instead of someone that is a caring person. Happy Thansgiving
Hey Judy, lighten up. Happy Thanksgiving to you too.
Oh and Judy, I do love animals. Most of them taste pretty good.
….just slip up behind him and Pow!! This is Reich wing Faux News War Barbie humor. Pain, assault, war, hurting animals will get a gut laugh from freaks. Hey Shannon. Lighten up stick some dynamite in your ear …………..ha ha ha ha…..anything for a laugh I say.