Don’t you just hate when rich and famous people sit around and feel sorry for themselves? Case in point: Alec Baldwin says his movie career is a failure and he’s retiring in 2012. Baldwin says he doesn’t have any interest in acting anymore and says he’s young enough that he could do something else. I smell a political career don’t you?

Baldwin said that he really never made a great movie, that his performances were never the driving force behind a movies box office success. Baldwin told “Men’s Journal”, that he avoids the movies that he’s made. That makes two of us. Seriously Alec, don’t be so hard on yourself pal, you’ve had some pretty good flicks that you were instrumental in.

What about that one movie you were in with Terri Hatcher? Well, Terry did go topless in that one so you probably didn’t have much to do with its success. What about the one where you had all of those crazy sex scenes with Kim Basinger, your former wife? 9 ½ Weeks I think it was? Oh, that was Mickey Rourke, my bad.

I’ve got it! Alec no need to retire from acting, no need to wallow in self pity. You were the driving force behind one of the best movies of all time. “Team America World Police”, how could you not say that you were instrumental in the success of that great film? You were the leader of the gang of celebrity libs who were in cahoots with North Korea’s Kim Jong Ill. Remember? It was great, there was that one song Kim Jong Ill sang about you, he said you were………..oh never mind. Have fun in politics.